He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
