I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This is my gift to your gina
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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