You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
