Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
NoShamevember. You game?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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