Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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