And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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