you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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