Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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