3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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