hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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