I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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