I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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