I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i think i have herpe
just one?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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