I'd wear matching sweaters with you
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Watching her eat just hurts me
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm like, not good at living.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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