You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize