every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize