Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I didn't notice because vodka
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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