just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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