Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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