wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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