Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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