Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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