It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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