mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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