i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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