Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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