So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I CAN MOONWALK!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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