i will never coherently bang her
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
