WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm sobbing to NWA
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize