Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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