We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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