its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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