Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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