After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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