i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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