i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
