Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm always down for nudity.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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