Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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