I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Couch. On fire.
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