apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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