I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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