im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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