so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I want to be your penis for a week.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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