You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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