I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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