Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Pooping to opera.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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