dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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