Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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