Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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