Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize