Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what day is it and did you see me today?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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