He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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