I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
