So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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