Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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