You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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