I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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