Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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