Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
