Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare