So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.